Keep it on your nap and carefully make hole at the bottom of the tub. Then guide your penis through the whole and ask your GF to eat popcorn. She will be stunned finding your stick in the tub. PRIVATE DANCE: couch, bed or other “dances” which often take place in private rooms at an extra charge. The client may offer tips for direct prostitution. PULL THE PIN: to masturbate PURPLE MUSHROOM: While getting sucked by your chick, take your dick out a bit and hit back her cheek. Just like purple mushroom! QUIM NUTS: refers to a particularly hanging flabby vagina RABBIT: a prostituted person who goes from one pimp to another too frequently.
KICK-FUCKING: The act of receiving sexual gratification from repeatedly getting kicked in the ass
BREAKING IN A NEW BITCH: When a pimp forces a prostitute to become his subordinate. THE BRONCO: She is in doggy style and you give her some good minutes. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to get rid of you. BROWN BAGGING IT: You find a girl with mouthwatering figure but horribly ugly face. Why not enjoy the body. Cover her face with a nice smiley art on a brown paper bag and bang as usual. BROWN NECKTIE: You’re about halfway through ass-wrecking a chick, and instead of filling up her keister with your demonseed, you pull out and proceed to tittie fuck her, leaving a brown streak between the funbags.
Then let your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Then paint yourselves with this like you are child again. CORN: Saying a girl “corn” means she is so beautiful, attractive and mind-blowing that you will happily eat the corn out of her shit. Also means anus. COUCH BOMBING: Fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco or any lubrication, place it between the cushions on the couch. Then bang the couch assuming it your GF. You will save the dinner for real GF. CUM DUMPSTER: A quadriplegic whore COUCH DANCING: a strip club performance which may vary from club to club and area to area. Sometimes it will involve dancing on a box between the trick’s legs, other times it will consist of straddling the trick while he lies on a couch.
FLOODING THE CAVE: Inserting the penis into a woman’s pussy and then urinating inside her. Applies to butt pirates as well. THE FLYING CAMEL: It happens when she is on her back and you are boning her with knees. Then youn very carefully move forward and prop yourself (without using your arms) on your dick while it is still inserted in her vagina. You then extend your arms and let out a long shrieking howl much like a flying camel. Strictly a class move. THE FLYING DUTCHMAN: A phrase that sounded dirty and would be shouted out during intercourse on occasion simply for the novelty factor. However, its popularity increased and it has now developed into a specific act, namely that of, just as you are about to blow a load, in any sort of sexual situation (even masturbation for those true pioneers who are constantly on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution) you begin to shout, “Here comes the Flying Dutchman!
May also derive from euphemism for toilet. JUGS: Boobs JUNGLE FEVER: Female who is desperate to have sex with black men KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England clam chowder, and screaming in disgust as you spew it in your partner’s kitty while eating her out. KITTY: vagina KNOCK UP: To impregnate LACE CURTAINS: foreskin THE LANDSHARK: Your slut will position herself facing a wall, full naked, hands against the wall and bending so that her ass is open and ready to receive a big banana. You walk to another end of the room, raise your hands above the head simulating a shark. Then upon getting a signal, you run towards the girl at full speed with full erect cock and ram it right into her ass.
FLASH YOUR GASH: Invitation to do sex
PILLOW BITER: more commonly known as a homosexual. A phrase describing the common position of the bumholerous fuckerous PIMP: A middleman who are contractors of prostitutes. They help settle price for clients. They manage girls to serve the client and takes commission. PINK GLOVE: Not a sweet experience. It is really boring if she is not wet enough to give you the frictionless move. When you finally pull out to pay her, the inside of her twat sticks to your dick. THE PIRATE’S TREASURE: Sometimes while hammering your bitch through the backdoor, you strike a bulky load of shit. So you find your buried treasure deep in her booty and shout out “Argh! POCKET POOL: to play with your dick discreetly with your hands in the pocket POON TANG: vagina, pussy slang POOPSHOOT: Fucking the asshole THE POPCORN TRICK: While in cinema with your GF, you buy her a BDSM profile tub of popcorn.